Sarcastic Comments to get you

                           Through the Day



  • And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?
  • Do I look like a people person?
  • I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
  • I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
  • Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
  • If I throw a stick, will you leave?
  • Does your train of thought have a caboose?
  • Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  • Allow me to introduce my selves.
  • Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  • Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  • I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
  • Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
  • I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
  • Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
  • Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
  • Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
  • How do I set a laser printer to stun?



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