Sarcastic Comments to get you

                           Through the Day

• And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?
• Do I look like a people person?
• I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
• I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
• Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
• If I throw a stick, will you leave?
• Does your train of thought have a caboose?
• Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
• Allow me to introduce my selves.
• Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
• Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
• I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
• Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
• Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
• Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
• Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
• How do I set a laser printer to stun?