Famous and not so Famous Quotes

96.37% of all statistics are made up. - Kevin D. Quitt

He has read everything, and, to his credit, written nothing. - A. J. Raffles

You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever. - Larry Anderson

I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

The more head downwards I am, the more I keep inventing new things.- Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass

The wise man never argues with the fool; casual observers may not be able to tell which is which.

No matter what hits the fan, it's never distributed evenly.

If we make peaceful revolution impossible, we make violent revolutioninevitable. - John Kennedy

"Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible," she said, "but that alone doesn't make it true." - Kafka

Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

Can't have everything, where would you put it? - Steven Wright